weird but funny

Aku dalam perjalanan pergi ke office dari rumah sepupuku di Seri Kembangan. Sedang khusyuk memandu, tiba-tiba cemas sebentar sebab kad touch n go dikhuatiri kurang nilai. Tapi rasa macam masih ada duit dalam kad tu, tapi was-was. Jadi tidak mengapa, ku ambil langkah selamat pergi ke lorong tunai.

Aku         : Berapa dik?

Mamat tol: 1.60..

Aku         : 1.00?? (biasa lah pekak)

Mamat tol: 1.60.. 

Aku        : (menghulurkan duit)

Mamat tol: Akak, nak tanye sket boleh.?

Aku        : Ape die.. (Neves plak.. Ingat dia nak tegur jerawat aku sebab ada 

                seketul naik kat pipi..)

Mamat tol: Akak buat braces berape ringgit eh?

Aku        : Haha.. RM - - - - 

Mamat tol: Mak aii.. ok..

Aku        : (Melemparkan senyuman besi)

Aduhai. Tak pernah terfikir dan terlintas di otak bahawa orang tol nak tanye pasal braces. Nampak sangat elastic band pink aku neh mengancam, sampai orang nak tegur kan? Haha. Tergelak aku sorang-sorang teringat mamat tol punya kisah. Gelak-punya-gelak aku salah masuk jalan. Sesat 20 minit. KL!

BRA - ces

Doktor: Bulan depan kite buka braces eh. 

             So, nak pilih color lain tak for your elastic band since this is your 

             last month wearing braces?

Me      : Nak, Pink!!! 

I don't have the idea whether that pink band will be nice or funny on my teeth. But, whatever! Who cares by the way. You noticed that people? I'll be removing my braces next month. No words can describe how happy am I at this moment of truth. One month to go baby =)

Should learn how to smile with open mouth on camera.  Hihi~

judge

You know what people, I just hate being judged. =(

  

What I don't hate is, driving my car back home from work every single day. =)

Life is hard.

high and tide

As the waves broke on the shores,
I woke up early like a career mother,
As my heart rides to travel in darkness,
I drove in passion like a boat speeder.

neither a photographer nor a forklift driver.

so who am i?

 i am SUPER-AWEK!

ambil berkat

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'Kecoh la minah dan mamat kat atas nih. Bercinta punya la lama, kahwin tak jugak. ' Pasti itulah kata-kata kurang manis yang bermain di kotak fikiran rakan-rakan seperjuangan yang sudah bosan dan lali dengan kisah percintaan kami, bukan? Tapi tidak mengapa, slow-slow la kan, tak perlu terburu-buru. Biaq p la depa kawen dulu, sebab depa dah ready mentally, physically and financially. Tapi untuk I yang masih muda remaja dan belum mencecah 24 ni kan (auuwww, i'm so young!!), I'm still not well-prepared actually. Bangun pagi pon liat, macam mana nak prepare sahur untuk suami. Betul?

Berbalik kepada tajuk asal, 'ambil berkat'. Ok la tu kan, at least aku ada la jugak pergi wedding kawan-kawan, konon-konon untuk 'ambil berkat'. Kira ada la jugak insiatif untuk mendorong diri  melangkah ke alam baru. (cehh, padahal seronok sebab dapat makan free, dasar gadis kurus kering)

Tapi aku sangat kagum la dengan diri sendiri, sebab apa? Asal aku pergi wedding je, baju aku mesti same kaler dengan theme, padahal tak tau pon theme wedding tu apa. Tengok, power tak power aku ni? 

Memang power. Ops, sorry for being awesome! =)

p/s: doakan lah yang terbaik untuk couple-couple tua macam dua orang kat atas nih dan untuk mereka-mereka yang single di luar sana.

met a bad guy

I knew a guy.
a batch mate of mine at UTP.
he was obviously not my type (except for his sharp nose). 
i don't hate him, but i just don't like him.
his flaws and imperfections were always caught into my eyes.
and i don't know why.


one day, i saw him smoking while walking throughout the cafeteria.
and that had just added to his negativity factor and with a very serious tone, I give a sincere advice to my roommate.


me: nor, lelaki macam tu, ko jangan buat boyfriend!
nor: ok2..


and you know what happen to that guy?
he's my boyfriend.
we've been together for 5 years and 3 months.

life is full of surprises, huh? =)

oh may, oh man!

I am Omay. Physically, I'm not tough. I don't play sport, so I guess I'm not that fit. I'm thin. Very thin. I'm not fierce. I'm not loud. I don't have male siblings. I studied at Convent for 6 years.  All in all, I think I can classify myself as 'LEMBIK'. Hehe~

So, can you imagine this LEMBIK girl working in a remote area, at a gas terminal that is congested with guys, horrible roads and  trailers? Yes, there are 79 guys working there and she's the only lady. Sounds scary? Nope, I think that's hot! =) But you know what, working with guys isn't that hard actually:

1. You will feel very special as you are the only rose among the thorns.

2. They will definitely treat you well.

3. Working with guys is way more relaxing than working with ladies. Seriously!

4. Surely less dramas at the workplace.

5. They will respect you more. The best!

It's just that, one thing about guys that you can't avoid is.. their dirty jokes. Have to bear with it. Oh, man.....

Back to the topic, besides the facts of working with all-men, what I'm trying to potray here is that, you will never know your strength until you are tested by Him. Belum cuba belum tahu. Just be positive as much as you can and enjoy the flow. That's what I learnt most about life. So always be strong ladies!

lapar. si kurus mahu supper!

satu hari di hari raya!

Ini hari raya versi saya.

Di malam raya, ruang tamu adalah ruang yang paling cantik dan berada dalam keadaan terbersih. Mat Salleh cakap, tip-top. Esoknya tu tak bersih sangat dah, sebab cebisan-cebisan biskut dan butiran-butiran badam sudah bertaburan di permaidani nan merah itu. Setuju? Adakah anda juga begitu?

Di pagi raya, abah comel sudah segak bergaya. Diperhatikan, darjah ketinggian perut sudah bertambah sedikit jika dibandingkan dengan bulan puasa. Nampak tak?

Di pagi raya, adik bongsu pasti akan menggayakan pose oh-akulah-adik-bongsu-yang-comel sambil menguyah biskut cornflakes madu buatan sendiri.

 Di pagi raya juga, adik yang tak berapa bongsu sibuk berdampingan dengan alat telekomunikasi. Biasalah, orang-orang muda memang macam tu. "Weh, baju raya hang kaler apa, aku punya tak dak kaler"

Di tengahari raya, semasa di dalam kereta, adik yang pertama dan paling bahagia saiznya, pasti akan mengambil gambar sendiri. Spesies ini pandai menggayakan tudung jenis lilit-lilit. 

Itulah sahaja coretan hari raya saya. Sayangilah keluarga anda, terutamanya keluara asas anda. Sebelum kita berdebat kencang untuk membetulkan dunia, betulkan dulu keluarga asas kita. Apa guna tuding jari merata-rata, kalau anak, isteri, menantu, suami sendiri pon caca merba. Kan?

Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir dan Batin. =)

p/s:sorry gambar mak tak dak, mak-mak ni payah sikit nak bergambar