ranting on status

These are some status on facebook that annoy me, a bit. Or more than a bit:

1. "Aaaaaa.. Tidak! Asyik makan coklat je ni.. Gemuppppp la cmni.. ^.^" 

but the fact is, she/he is thin. Thin enough. So what will be the feeling of orang-orang yang berisi if they read that status? Rasa nak lempang tak?

2. "Damn, balik lambat lagi harini. Esok meeting dengan consultant pulak. Lusa pergi offshoree.. Weekend pon kerja.. Argh, penatnya"

Kids, remember, do not show off your working schedule openly to public. We understand that you want to share your tiredness, but please, some people may digest it differently as they might think your status is more to 'menunjuk-nunjuk'. Macam ko sorang saje kerja, macam ko sorang saje pergi offshore. Apakah perasaan rakan-rakan yang masih menganggur?

3. "Jangan jadi macam tu, jangan jadi macam ni, tidakkah kita takut pada dosa.. bla bla bla bla" 

Status-status berbaur ustaz pilihan. Don't get me wrong, I don't say that I don't like dakwah or good advises.I really appreciate it as sometimes it truly touched to the deep and wake us up from being too duniawi. But what I want to say is, betulkan la dulu diri sendiri, sebelum kita nak betulkan orang. Not all people are credible enough to post such status kot. Ye dak? Kalau stok-stok Matlutfi nak bagi pesanan/dakwah tu tak pe la kan. Tidak poyo dan dia memang terbukti budak baik pon. =)

4. "Shit. Tak guna punya jantan. Ko ingat ko bagus sangat. Dah la tak handsome. Menyampah gila ak tengok muka ko. Dah la tak reti adab, order kat Mcd tak reti beratur, potong turn aku. Tahik!"

Emotional. Too emotional. 

5. "Sorry sayang, did'nt meant to hurt you this much.I know I'm stupid. Please forgive me"

Lagenda budak setan tangkap cintan leleh-leleh. Tak kuasa mak.

Moral of the story, kids, please be more matured, don't share too much to public, control your emotion and jangan poyo. Think before you post. Remember, try to post something that will make the world smile back to you. Sorry kalau terasa. Peace.